(zombie) helen

      zombie helen wasn't always a zombie. she used to be known
       as the sweetest kisser in town. oh helen was just wild about
     boys, and most of the boys were wild about helen. her mother
 always warned her about kissing boys - "cooties!" she would say, but
    helen never listened. so when that sweet, but greenish, fellow
 from the next town over brought her flowers - of course she gave him
   a thank-you kiss. unfortunately he wanted more, mostly her brains.
  helen felt a bit unhappy at first, but has settled into her undeadness
     quite comfortably. ever the flirt, helen  still smothers the boys
        in kisses before she eats their brains. such a sweetheart.




              

zombie helen grew very tired of the lack of boys here and has gone to live with the gorgeous ashbet
under the guise of "christmas present." but really she just wants to flirt with her pretty boys...